Picture a girl. Picture Samantha Deel. If you must, picture Samantha's uncle. Samantha Deel has an uncle who served the better part of a seven-year prison sentence. This uncle is registeres as a sex offender.
Although he’s wheelchair-bound, Sam’s uncle still reports to his parole officer every week, all because he one time “forgot” a safe word during sex. Most of his adult life, Sam’s uncle spends every waking moment grumbling to himself, “Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado.”
The image is misleading. That slew of Avocados comes later in the book. Tomorrow will be the last segment, then I’ll move on from this topic. If you were the one who requested Theme Weeks, don’t feel bad.
He got jailed because he forgot the safe word and went too far with someone, or he’s in a wheelchair because of the reverse?